(Source: FuckYeahFRESNO, via fuckyeahfresno)
I regret sending that txt so much, he didn’t even txt me back. So now i just feel like a douche bag..
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Golly, i have not been on here for SOOO long D:
dont leave the shushi behind thatsh jusht shilly
— shpohie roshe morgan
that ariel girl is so hot!”
“shes a mermaid dude…”
“shes not a mermaid when shes on land!!
—american pie. helzz yeah.
Cook me a burger bitch.
— Brandon the muss
nuns.
“i’ve heard enough about nuns for today.. they can get fucked for all i care”
“NUNS CAN’T HAVE SEX !”
